Just got my dick rude

I have a disorder that makes my dick hella tender, and I have to lie down to put food in my mouth because my brain is stupid and my hands are too weak. So I winced and aggravated my dick while eating dinner, so I hurried and went to the bathroom, and I did my normal dick rude. I winced again because my dick was a lot more sensitive than usual, so I splashed some warm water on it. But when I went to go dick rude again, I winced again. I got annoyed and went and grabbed my handheld shower head because it's like a water gun, and I sprayed water out really hard until it hurt my dick, and I did that a couple of times. When I was done, I had already drank as much as my stomach would let me, which was a lot of water, in addition to the water I had already been drinking, and I had also already gone to the bathroom multiple times, so I kinda knew what was coming. And a couple of minutes later, I got a bad stomachache and I crapped, and I felt sick and like vomiting, and I had diarrhea and cramps, and I'm still feeling bad, and it's been 30 minutes. I guess I dick rude'd my dick too rude.