Never mention what a vintage is made of.

Our world is running out of meat. The poorer areas are fine, they are used to synthetic meat, but the rich are being a little more racist about their food. They want meat and they want it now. The food companies figure out that there is vintage meat that is theoretically edible in places like museums and other places around the world. They steal it and make it into a fine wine. It is usually made from the meat of animals and comes in varieties like cow, chicken, or a vintage giraffe. They are all delicious, but only the rich can afford them, and on top of that, they are told not to ask what the wine is made from. The rich are now drinking people. <br><br>This post was inspired by the boy and the dead and the freedom fighters and the airline. It is a very different idea though.