We should abolish Lithuania and replace it with a multicultural "Pan-Baltic Republic"

The mere fact that we are living in sovereign Lithuania is a symbol of oppression and racism. Think about how much more space we take up on the world map compared to the occupied Republic of Belarus. It's madness! The only solution is to join our efforts to create a single, free and independent state, similar to the Czechoslovak Republic or Yugoslavia. We must remove the very words "Lithuanian state" from our lexicon, because they remind us of the dark totalitarian times of the 20th century.