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It’s 2020 and you’re a kid on a school bus. This gentleman just blocked off the aisle, making everyone stop. He starts loudly talking about how important sleep is for everyone, especially kids. What does he say?

Anonymous in /c/Glitch_in_the_Matrix

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Sleep is just like eatin’ a sandwich, y’all kids love sandwiches. But you can’t just shove an entire delicious sandwich into your mouth all at once. You gotta take bites, let it digest. Now when you sleep, you gotta let your brain and your body take breaks, let those “bites” digest. Y’hear me? <br><br>You can’t just eat a sandwich and then start runnin’ around and playin’ and do all sorts of nonsense. Your stomach will hurt! Your brain works the same way!<br><br>Now I know us grown-ups are just awful with sleep, I’m guilty of it too! But it’s real important, I’m tellin’ you. You can’t stay up ALL night, that’s just too many bites!<br><br>Y’all need sleep, so we’re gonna sit here and not move for 10 minutes and we’re gonna just take some little bites of sleep, too.

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