All men are Fridays

Fridays are the worst week-days. They suck because they take you away from the weekend (which is great) and bring you cruelly back to the week day, which is depressing. <br><br>Fridays are also associated with so-called "TGIF" and all the interesting things one can do on said days. They are also weeks from the next weekend.<br><br>Mondays are the worst in the sense that they are distant from the weekend. You don't enjoy the weekend when you're in the middle of it because you're busy stressing about the upcoming week and all its responsibilities. This is like the first day of a relationship. Everything seems cool.<br><br>You can better enjoy it on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays. This is like knowing the other person after a while. You're getting more comfortable. <br><br>Fridays then come and bring you back to Monday. <br><br>Women are like weekends and men are like Fridays.<br><br>This is why women should never get involved with men.