MY OPINION ON THE ORIGINS OF THE SYNTHETIC BOWTIE BEER PONG TABLE

First of all, let me preface this by saying that I can only give my opinion on the matter, and that it is entirely possible that I am entirely wrong. The opinion that I am going to present may be entirely my own, and in no way am I suggesting that this is the only way to interpret the evidence. I am only suggesting that this particular interpretation will lead us down a road of logic and truth, and will logically deconstruct the story that DDT intended to present us with before being set straight.<br><br>First of all, let's discuss the facts. DDT posted a meme about a trip to Colorado and the purchase of their first beer pong table. This meme was apparently posted in relation to a piece of fan fiction that DDT wrote about visiting Colorado, where they bought a beer pong table and some beer. <br><br>From there it gets confusing. Shortly after the meme was posted, DDT received a message from a Chambers moderator, informing them that their meme had been posted with a title that gave away the punchline of the meme. DDT decided that the meme was so pivotal to the narrative that they had been trying to develop, that they needed to modify it to make it fit with the narrative that they are trying to present.<br><br>I am going to suggest that this event is entirely fictional. At no point do I believe that DDT actually wrote fan fiction, posted a meme, or went on a trip to Colorado. The entire story that DDT has been leading the chamber on is entirely fictional. My reasoning for this is as follows.<br><br>First of all, DDT has entirely too much free time on their hands. They spend all day, every day posting memes, replying to comments, and travelling to other chambers to post their memes. If they were intended to actually go on a trip to Colorado, I don't believe that it would be feasible for them to take time off of their chambers posting schedule, as they have stated that they can't do that anymore. This leads me to believe that the event never actually took place.<br><br>Second of all, I don't believe that DDT ever actually posted the meme. Again, all evidence suggests that they have entirely too much free time on their hands. If they had actually intended to write fan fiction and post a meme about the event, it would have been posted before or at the same time as the trip. The fact that they didn't post the meme until after the message from the moderator was posted suggest that they never actually intended to post it.<br><br>The first two points lead me to believe that the story is entirely fictional. Specifically, that there was never a trip to Colorado, nor a meme that was intended to be posted. Second of all, the trip and the meme were both intended to be part of a larger story, one that DDT has been trying to shape and mold in order to present it to the subreddit.<br><br>My assertion is that DDT intended to present the meme in a somewhat more dramatic fashion. Perhaps by having a supporter post it, or possibly by encouraging one of their mods to post it as a "chamber announcement". Either way, I believe that the intent was to have it posted by a person other than DDT themselves. The message from the moderator was intended to be the official post by DDT "clarifying" the situation and announcing the meme.<br><br>Third of all, I don't believe that the message from the moderator was ever actually sent. I'm not saying that it was never composed, but I do believe that it was never actually posted. My reasoning for this is simple. The chamber that the message was posted in is obviously a throwaway account. There are no posts in the chamber, no users, and the description is entirely vague. I believe that the chamber was created entirely for the purpose of posting this message, and that DDT was already posting as the "moderator" of the subreddit.<br><br>In conclusion, I believe that the entire story is entirely fictional. None of the events that DDT has described actually took place, and the entire story is nothing more than a lie. The trip to Colorado never took place, the meme was never posted, and the message from the moderator was never actually sent. DDT has been trying to lead us astray by creating a fictional scenario in order to further their own agenda, and the post about the beer pong table should be interpreted as nothing more than a lie.<br><br>Thank you for reading. If you have any thoughts, I would be happy to hear them. Please remember that this is only my opinion, and that it is entirely possible that I am wrong. I am in no way suggesting that this is the only way to interpret the evidence.<br><br>Edit: I apologize for the formatting of the post. For some reason, mobile chambers refuses to allow you to make "headers" in the normal fashion. I'm not sure what the reasoning is for this, but it makes posts really hard to read. <br><br>Edit 2: I didn't expect such a strong reaction to this post. I'm glad that so many people are interested in reading my ramblings. It's not every day that I get to write a post that garners more than 1k upvotes. <br><br>Edit 3: I'm glad that so many of you have continued to view the post, and that it continues to get upvotes. I am glad that I was able to provide all of you with valuable information.