Prank war to end all prank wars

So here is the prank war that will get so big it will end all prank wars. We will prank the communists so hard they will never try to prank us again. We will win the prank war of all prank wars. I think this is the ultimate prank. Here are the details:<br><br>Create a tweet that reads "China is the future. Join the CCP."<br><br>Create a second tweet that reads like "I can't believe anyone doubts the superiority of the CCP."<br><br>Make a chambers post called "The future is China."<br><br>Make it a long post, so that they are impressed by your dedication to the cause.<br><br>First you talk about how much better China is doing than the United States. You make it sound like a utopia.<br><br>Then, make a comment about how you are now truly convinced of the superiority of the CCP, but you are wondering if it is practical to join.<br><br>Then, there is a series of comments from people who are so excited that you are joining the Communist party.<br><br>Here is the prank: You never announce that you actually joined. Unless someone asks you to prove it, in which case you say that you are too busy to find the paperwork, but you will find it eventually. But if they don't specifically ask, you just go on and on about how much you love the CCP.<br><br>The idea is that they will know that you are lying. You would be a fool to think that anyone would actually join the CCP and be excited about it. They will know that you are "tricking" them in to believing you have converted. They are so self deluded, that they will convince themselves that they actually did convert you, and they will keep waiting and waiting for you to "come clean" and give them "proof" of your conversion. You can milk this prank for months. <br><br>It is also helpful if you get some other people to pretend to be angry at you for joining. It will make the CCP people think you are the real deal, and they will be even more excited to keep trying to "prove" you joined.<br><br>If you have to end it, just claim that you got the "proof" from your "comrades". It will make them feel like it was top secret, and the proof can never actually be shown.<br><br>If you have to end it for real, just let them think they are so close to the proof that they will continue to believe that you are still in the CCP.<br><br>It is all about teasing them. Because to them, you are teasing them with your conversion to the CCP. <br><br>So you see, we are playing the long game. We will prank them so hard, they will get bored and never want to play again. We will be legends, to them at least.