We're the bad guys

We're the fucking bad guys. <br><br>We're the 'villains' in the story they write. <br><br>Everything on this chamber is 180 degrees from what the 'hero' would do. <br><br>They are the hero braving the harsh wilds of the internet, protecting their quest for a cute anime girl that talks to them nicely. <br><br>We're the bandits that waylay across their path, robbing them of their comfort, and pillaging their ego.