I have a surprise gift for you .

Here is an egg. I will gift it to you the second you make a post or comment here asking for it.<br><br>That's it. Nothing else will be required of you.<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>\--------------<br><br>**UPDATE**: I have run out of eggs. If someone wants to donate an egg to the next person, I'd be happy to serve as a conduit.