I(m17) like to pay a homeless guy (m40) for a date once a week

I want to preface this by saying I don't look at him as a homeless guy, I just see him as my friend.<br><br>There's a guy who always sits in the same spot on the street. He has a little sign saying "Will work for weed". Its funny to me.<br><br>Im a lonely guy who never really had many friends, and I found a friend in this guy. Me and my friends go to him every week and pay him 20 bucks to go on a date with us.<br><br>He's the most interesting guy I've ever met. And by interesting I mean that he's insane. Everytime we ask him a question we receive an answer so out of this world that we can't help but burst into laughter.<br><br>The first time we asked him was for my birthday party. We went to a fancy restaurant and he payed with a 100 dollar bill. I dont know where he got the money, but I'm pretty sure he stole it. We finished the meal and I asked for the check. I gave the waiter my card and he said "sorry sir, but your card got declined". I knew that was bullshit because I knew I had money, and I'm pretty sure he noticed me giving my card to the waiter, so he quickly jutted in "its okay, im gonna pay". He gave the waiter a 100 dollar bill and we left with around 50 dollar tip. <br><br>We then went to a bar nearby. It was a fancy bar with a lot of fancy stuff. He quickly scanned the room, found the most expensive bottle of champagne, and asked the bartender "how much is that bottle of champagne". The bartender replied "its 2000 dollars". He said "alright, I'll take it". The bartender laughed saying "its okay sir, its just for display". He insisted and the bartender eventually gave it to him. He then said "Ill share it with the good looking people in the room" and started giving people glasses. Eventually we got kicked out.<br><br>We go on all kind of adventures with him. He's a nero scientist. He's a brain surgeon. He's a billionaire. And I love every minute of our dates.<br><br>Hes the most interesting guy I've met. Hes very smart in his own way. He's a very nice guy, and he always makes us laugh. He's a reminder that everyone is your people if you give them a chance.<br><br>Edit: he's not homeless, but he likes to sit in the same spot on the street corner.<br><br>Edit no. 2: I think there's been a lot of confusion about our relationship. I feel like mentioning him as a "homeless guy" makes people think that I'm a rich kid who does this out of pity. I'm not a rich kid. I'm just a uni student who works part time. And the guy I'm talking about is not homeless, he has a house and a car. He just likes to sit in the same spot. He's a guy who sells weed. He's one of the coolest guys I've met.