irl moments that still make me laugh?

I was a kid less than ten years ago so this shouldn't be "back in my day" shit but i've been thinking about these moments so much lately and can't help but laugh!<br><br><br>If you went to school and had recess, you remember being with your homies, boys and girls, playing the most brutal game of tag you could possibly play, and you got the biggest adrenaline rush ever, and sometimes you ruined a skirt or ripped your pants, or got your arm or leg caught on the bar and you fell on the ground and laid there for 30 seconds but in the end you were somehow never hurt and just shook the pain off and got on with your day! <br><br><br>if you had a browser window open, you had to close it, or get up and close it so everyone could see what was on your screen or you got "caught" <br><br>"I'm not touching you!"<br><br><br>you had the most epic Nerf guns in your backyard and had the best water balloon fights, and when you were old enough to have a water gun, it was the most fun, and you filled everything you could with water, and you could get your neighbors and have a big water balloon fight, and then you realized the water balloons weren't actually useful so you started throwing water at each other until your mom yelled at you to stop wasting water!<br><br><br>you had a video game tournament (goldeneye 007 of course) at a friends house, and half the kids had to go on the second TV, and you had to switch the TV connection for every round and take turns on the big screen!<br><br><br>you were under 13 and didn't have a phone, and you called your best friend and just held the phone up so they could hear your song and then you hung up on them and they called you back<br><br><br>you get on a bus in the mid 2000's and there is a flip phone in everyone's pocket, so you call the person that's not on the bus and you describe to them what's happening on the bus, and you all pass the phone around, and you talk to your friend that's not on the bus, who is getting on the same bus that doesn't leave until you get on, and you're talking to them while they're waiting for the bus to stop at their spot, and then you get off the bus and you're all texting each other and you're all laughing and getting off at your stops and going home!<br><br>You're playing soccer and the ball goes out, and you can't agree on which way it went out, and it was a throw-in, but you're arguing for 10 minutes, and then your coach tells you to just choose, and then you pick the wrong way, so then you argue for the rest of the game!<br><br><br>You're in school and people are doing their work, and you start whispering, and the teacher tells you to stop, but you keep going, so then they just take your pencil and paper, and then everyone just starts doing it, like it's a game, so you start flicking papers and erasers and little toys, and then the teacher gets mad and then everyone just gets mad and starts yelling, but then you all get in trouble, and then you go home and play video games!<br><br><br>You get to the park and you're the only kid there! You're the only kid on the swings and the slide, and it's so much fun, and you pretend to be Luke Skywalker and you run around in the dirt and you run up the slide because you can, and you don't even think about falling so you don't even pretend to be scared, and you get really dirty and it's so much fun, and the swings are really fun because you don't have to worry about kicking anyone!<br><br><br>You're at the dinner table and everyone is eating, and you're all talking, and then you start laughing, and you can't stop, and then everyone starts laughing, and it's so much fun, and you can't even talk because you're laughing too hard, and then you finally stop, and it's so quiet, and then you all start laughing again!<br><br><br>You're on the bus and you can't stop farting, and you know it wasn't you, but you look around and everyone is looking at you, and then you realize it must have been you, and that's all you can think about, and you can't even breathe, and you start to feel sick, and you know you're going to throw up, and then you finally get off the bus, and you can't stop laughing, and then you realize you're still farting, and you can't stop, and you just walk home, and no one even notices!<br><br><br><br>ZOOM ZOOM MOTHERFUCKER