A brief message to parents

Earlier today, I went for a walk in the park. It was very nice, the weather was great and the plants were at their most beautiful. But my happiness was constantly being disrupted by the presence of screaming children.<br><br>Which got me thinking, parents, why are you subjecting the rest of us to your reproductive byproducts? Why are you not staying at home with them? Do you really not know how disruptive they are? Do you really not care that you're disrupting everyone else? Why are you having kids if you can't look after them?<br><br>I don't have answers to these questions, but what I do know is that I'm glad I decided to never become a parent.<br><br>&#x200B;