Can we please all stop having sex on the beach?

Every time I go swimming, I seem to always find one (or multiple) of those horrid little round leathery things that wash up on the shore after you guys are done having sex. <br><br>They're called condom skins, right?<br><br>Does nobody else hate these things? There are literally so many of them washing up on the shore, and every single time I'm trying to have a relaxing time at the beach, I find about 5 of them with sand stuck to them.<br><br>What the actual hell people, this is not only disgusting but it is also extremely bad for the environment. I don't think you people realise just how many condom skins are out there in the ocean right now.<br><br>This has been on my mind for quite some time now because every single time I go to the beach, THERE THEY ARE. I just want to enjoy the sun and the ocean but these horrid leathery abominations haunt me. Every. Single. Day.<br><br>Please, for the love of the ocean. Stop having sex on the beach.<br><br>Edit:<br><br>Wow, this post blew up over night didn't it? I'm also very happy to see that people are roasted to oblivion down in the comments. I love it.<br><br>Edit2:<br><br>I am quite happy to see the amount of people who have no idea that beach sex was a thing in the first place. :)