My husband was halfway through a blowjob when he was talking about gamestop stocks.

So he’s good at giving them I guess and today he was giving one and talking about how he was going to make a million off of gamestop stocks and how he was gonna buy me a house and his parents a house and our friends a house. He is like a 2-3% portfolio in it. I wish he would realize you can’t just make money overnight like that. I know the gamestop stocks are like a meme but he takes it seriously and has already told everyone he’s going to buy them a house. I hope his wet dreams come true but they probably won’t.