How to save money on anything

Save money on food: live in a town of 50 people where there's no Walmart<br><br>Save money on clothing: wear a toilet paper roll on your head<br><br>Save money on makeup: have a not-ugly face<br><br>Save money on dating: live in a town of 50 people where there's no Walmart, eat only canned beans, have a not-ugly face, and wear a toilet paper roll on your head<br><br>Save money on your phone bill: throw your phone in a lake<br><br>Save money on travel: walk instead of drive<br><br>Save money on books: be illiterate<br><br>Save money on video games: claw your eyes out so you no longer feel the urge to play games<br><br>Save money on appliances: do everything by hand<br><br>Save money on house cleaning: do everything by hand<br><br>Save money on money-saving advice: don't look at this post<br><br>Save money on life: die