It’s been a quarter of a century.

I’m a 40 year old woman. I’ve never had a date. I’ve never had a boyfriend. I’ve never even been unfaithfully flirted with. I’ve never received any indication that anyone has ever been romantically interested in me, ever. I’ve never even been kissed. I feel like I’m the only person that I know who has never had anything happen. Like, I didn’t even have a high school sweetheart. Hell, I was never even kissed under the mistletoe or anything. Any residual hope I had is pretty much gone at this point. It’s pathetic.