How do I get away with this?

You wake up and find out that you're Lucifer, the prince of darkness, ruler of hell, the morning star, Satan, the devil, Beelzebub, the adversary, the evil one, etc. It turns out that God made a bet with you, and you won. The bet was that if you could live a normal mortal life of 18 years while under the influence of amnesia, you'd win the universe and God would just fade away. God is currently making another universe, but you can't take over this one until Jesus, the last part of the bet, finds out and confirms you've lived a mortal's life. You look around and you have no idea where you are or how to contact Jesus. Same as in the bet, you still retain all your powers, demons and angels all see you as their ruler and their mental states dictate that they obey you. Because the bet has not yet ended, you still have no idea of your past life. Your current life consists of you (F18, Christian), an older sister (F24), a younger brother (M17), and your parents (F42, M42). Your father has a business, your mother is a housewife, and your siblings go to high school while you go to college. Your mortal life is supposed to be normal, but you have an eternal being staring at you telling you how he thinks you can win this bet. <br><br>The eternal being is named Beezle, the leader of your inner demons. The bet is called the "Inner Conflict," and it was to find out if God created humans in his image, or if he created them in yours. You're not sure what any of that means yet, but you're sure of one thing: You want this bet to end. <br><br>You look around and find yourself in your room. You do not know what time it is, but you assume it is nighttime from the feeling of the room. On your bed is Beezle. He's wearing a black leather jacket, red shirt, and green cargo pants. He's sitting on your bed with his legs crossed, leaning against your wall. He tells you not to panic. <br><br>I want to see what happens if, instead of making Beezle speak to you telepathically or giving him a red bee body, he looks like a normal man and decides to give you the instructions in writing.