I stole something in front of people I know and would like to read your most insane shoplifting stories

Title pretty much says it all.<br><br>So here's what happened:<br><br>I work at a Target and today I stole a bunch of stuff from the section I work in in front of people I know. I wanted to be a hero but it looks like I barely got any of it.<br><br>My current plan is to be a hero and take one shopping cart full of fruit and put it in another and then do the same for the next cart and walk out.<br><br>I took my things in a Target bag and the security people said I stole the shit and asked me if I paid for it. I said no and they didn't detain me so I was worried about if they would count how much I stole. I am trying to say that I can't afford a bus, so I walk to the bus stop to wait for the bus. I'm concerned that if they are watching me then I am fucked.<br><br>I'm in my car and making this post.<br><br>I stole in front of people I know!