I'm glad I got divorced

Took her out for dinner, and she started complaining about how I was ugly and had a beer belly. She said she couldn't go back to that small apartment ever again. I told her I had the paperwork in the car and we could do it tonight. That's when she started to get angry and say I was being sarcastic. I was deadass. Very good day<br><br><br>Edit: I got confused with the acronyms. It was a court mandated date. I dropped off the papers afterward, and the judge signed them. Very good day.