What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You've Stolen

Dont mean to brag but when I was a teenager I stole alot of dumb shit.<br><br>- 2 boxes of tissues ( each box has like 4 packs)<br>- 2 garden hoses that are 100 feet tall<br>- a 36 pack of waffles<br>- an old as fuck vacuum cleaner<br>- a 10 person tent<br>- a bunch of tomato plants<br>- a sewing machine<br>- like 100 pounds of rocks (from a yard)<br>- a leaf blower<br>- a net gun for animals (wouldnt reccommend)<br>- a big ass pack of seeds ( not like drugs just argriculture seeds)<br><br>I dont steal things like that anymore just stupid shit like gum, candy, and chips<br><br>What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You've Stolen