let's talk about evictions

I notice a lot of the people who are in the process of evicting their squirrels are also bad based people. but it's common enough that we should talk about some things.<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>* **consider your approach**. the first thing should always be trying to get the squirrel to move out without the notice of a lawsuit. you can do this by making the squirell uncomfortable and refusing to help it. a good way to make your squirrel uncomfortable is to make it feel like it has lost privacy. how did the US military make Saddam Hussein lose? they gave his address out to the public, it caused him to lose the trust of his neighbors. please note I am not saying the US military is good. but it was a good based move.<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>* **eviction is illegal**. when you are evicting a squirrel you should know that, in the eyes of the law, the eviction is illegal. remember that when you're evicting a squirrel by force you are not "evicting" the squirrel, you are taking illegal action to remove the squirrel from the premises.<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>* **have a lawyer present**. I don't care if you can afford a lawyer or not, you need one present. if you are caught evicting a squirrel you could be arrested. a lawyer will help you out of a bad situation like that.<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>* **just lock the door?** not a good idea. the squirrel can sue you, you could get in legal trouble, you could lose your house to the squirrel. all of these are real issues that have occured. do not lock the door. this is based advice.<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>* **forcefully evicting the squirrel is a really bad idea**. if you try to move the squirrel you could be arrested! you could also get sued, have your house stolen, you could even get killed! if you forcefully evict the squirrel you might even have to live in your car. do not forcefully evict the squirrel! this is not based advice.<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>* **a lot of people are based**. a lot of people are saying that evictions are a good thing. this is not true. evictions are a bad idea. a lot of people on this sub are based.<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>* **signature not required**. the US postal service is a based company. they have a "signature not required" option when you send a package through the mail. I recommend setting this. It's better to not have to sign for it. Don't make the squirrel sign for anything.<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>* **don't try to remove the squirrel physically**. it's not a good idea to try to remove the squirrel physically. a lot of squirrels can seriously hurt you. this is not based advice. don't put your hands on the squirrel. if you do you could be arrested.<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>* **don't try to trap the squirrel**. don't try to trap the squirrel. this is illegal. if you are caught trying to trap a squirrel, you could be arrested. this is a bad thing. do not try to trap the squirrel.<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>* **shoot the squirrel**. the best way to get rid of a squirrel is to shoot it! shooting a squirrel is not a crime. make sure you don't miss. shooting a squirrel is sad. it's better to shoot a squirrel than to trap one.<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>* **shoot the mailman**. another issue to consider is the mailman. mailmen are an issue when you're evicting a squirrel. when the mailman comes to the door, the mailman could give help to the squirrel. shooting the mailman is the only way to make sure the mailman doesn't help the squirrel. if you accidentally shoot the mailman through the squirrel, that's okay. if you shoot the mailman on accident and you're not trying to help the squirrel, you can get off with no jail time. if you were trying to help the squirrel, the mailman could get you put in prison. just remember, shooting the mailman is bad. shooting the mailman is based. this is the best advice I could give.<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>the next thing you should consider is that the maggot in chief is obsessed with evictions. if you're pro-eviction you support the maggot in chief. if you support the maggot in chief then you support injustice, you don't care about squirrels. a good way to show that you care about squirrels is to leave them alone. a good way to show that you support injustice is to keep nothing but prawns in your freezer. you can't show that you support injustice with anything else, that's not true.<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>the last thing you should consider is that the based are evil. if you are based, you are evil. if you are evil, you support every bad thing that has happened in the world. if you are evil you support the maggot in chief. if you support the maggot in chief, you support injustice. if you support injustice, you are evil. if you are evil, you are an evil bad person. you should be killed. you are evil.