I'm a foreign worker in Lisbon, and I've been shitting all over the city.

I've been based in Lisbon for about 2 years, and these days the shit just won't hold. I walk around town shitting all over the place. I shit on the streets. I shit on historic plazas. I shit at the bus stop. I shit on bus seats. I shit at bus shelters. I shit on the metro platform. I shit in cafes. I shit in bars. I shit in a McDonald's booth. I shit on the train. I shit in the station. I shit at the airport. I shit at the train station. I shit in parks. I shit on hiking trails. I shit at bus terminals. I shit on trams. I shit on funiculars. I shit at nightclubs. I shit on escalators. I shit on the streetcar. I shit in a mall corridor. I shit in the historic center. I shit under a bridge. I shit on Lisbon's only beach. I shit at a bus station. I shit on a bike path. I shit in a university corridor.