fishermen’s alarm clock

I want an alarm clock that wakes me up to the sounds of a person fishing on a lake. Hopefully someone in the app development world can create this. <br>This is what I’d like: <br><br>1. gentle lake sounds in the background to start. I’m talking water, birds, wind blowing over a lake. <br><br><br>2. this goes on for 15 minutes. <br><br><br>3. after the lake sounds for 15 minutes you hear a car pull up, a person gets out, shuts the door, and is walking into the water. <br><br><br>4. this is where the alarm starts. The guy is talking to you, telling you to wake up. He is loud and obnoxious, like a typical redneck. <br><br><br>5. the alarm doesn’t stop until you press the “off” button. <br><br><br>6. for extra points, maybe there could be an option for having a second person yelling as well “WAKE UPPPPPPPPPP”. <br><br><br>7. you can customize the length of lake sounds to whatever you want - 15 minutes, 30 minutes, one hour. <br><br><br>8. you can customize how long you want to hear the guy yelling at you until it turns off without being touched. <br><br><br>9. you could customize the “waking up” part to other things, like military boot camp instruction, or a drill sergeant, or a soccer coach, or a personal trainer telling you to get off your ass, etc. <br><br><br>10. there could be an app setting that you press a button and request a different “wake up voice”. <br><br>It’s a fun idea.