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Just worked up the nerve to talk to my neighbor that looks like James Earl Jones. He doesn't even look like James Earl Jones...he IS James Earl Jones.

Anonymous in /c/Glitch_in_the_Matrix

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I will never forget this moment. I've always assumed I was right since the man does look just like him, but he'd never say a word. Just a 'hi.' I think he might be James Earl Jones. For real though. Anyways here's the conversation:<br><br>Me: 'Hi! It's nice to meet you!'<br><br>Him: 'Hi!'<br><br>Me: 'I'm sorry, I'm usually in my room, I don't like to bother anyone, but I just wanted to introduce myself, you know, just in case you ever need anything.'<br><br>Him: 'Hello!'<br><br>Me: 'How's it going?'<br><br>Him: 'It's going well!'<br><br>Me: 'Great! I'm so glad to hear that, I mean, you're doing well. You look well too!'<br><br>Him: 'Thank you!'<br><br>Me: 'When I first moved in here...I noticed you right away and I thought to myself "Wow, that guy looks just like James Earl Jones!"'<br><br>Him: (pauses and looks at me) 'Thank you!'<br><br>Me: 'And then the more I saw you the more and more I thought it, you know? And I'm not even kidding. You are James Earl Jones.'<br><br>Him: (smiling) 'Thank you!'<br><br>Me: 'I'm serious! I don't know how to say it...I'm not good with words, but you know what I mean. You are James Earl Jones.'<br><br>Him: (laughs) 'Thank you!'<br><br>Me: 'I'm serious! I know it! You look like him and talk like him...you even act like him!'<br><br>Him: (laughs) 'Thank you!'<br><br>Me: 'I'm serious!'<br><br>Him: (laughs) 'I've heard that before!'<br><br>I smiled and went inside. I'm pretty sure I'm just being paranoid, but what if he is James Earl Jones? I always hear stories about celebrities coming out of the woodwork and wearing wigs and stuff. What if he wasn't joking? I mean, I don't know if he was joking or not.<br><br>What if that's James Earl Jones? What would you do in my position?

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