Picked up Starbucks coffee, which was the worst idea I’ve had yet.

I think I ruined life for myself. I hate coffee and I’m on a tight budget, but I somehow convinced myself to try a Starbucks coffee before work today. It was the worst $4.15 I’ve spent in my last 28 years of living, somehow worse than that time I bought a Shake Shack burger.<br><br>Long story short, I couldn’t even finish it and I spent most of my work day going to and from the bathroom. Immediately after, I went to McDonald’s to buy a large coffee and threw the Starbucks down the drain. There aren’t even words for how amazing a cup of black coffee from McDonald’s is; I think my taste buds were on the brink of death and crying for help.<br><br>I’m not sure how anyone does this on a regular basis. McDonald’s coffee is not great, and I only drink it because it’s ~$.50 for a large cup. I thought there was nothing worse than McDonald’s coffee, but apparently I was wrong. It now tastes like a warm hug. I’m not sure how I’m going to be able to afford to buy food now, though, because there is zero chance I’m ever buying Starbucks again. <br><br>TLDR: I think I’m allergic to Starbucks coffee.