I was doing my dishes tonight and there was one of you fuckers in the drain.

He was clinging to the drain stopper, and he started waving his antenna at me kinda menacingly as I tried to drown him. I gotta admit, I felt a little bit threatened. He was mostly gone by the time I got to scrubbing the last pan, but I’m honestly just worried that he has left behind some horrors in the pipes, and I hope we don’t have to call a plumber anytime soon.<br><br>Edit: We just discovered one in the fridge.<br><br><br>Edit 2: Okay so I finally had to go check if he was still there, and the sink had backed up a little bit. As I was kind of prodding at the drain stopper with my finger, I realized that the sink was full of bugs. I think that one fucker from earlier had been sending them down to drown because they were crawling along the inside of the sink trying to get out. I’ve probably flushed 4-5 dozen down the drain so far and I can still see them down there. I’m seriously considering pulling the p trap and breaking out the shop vac.