lemme tell you about my cat

probably the most relatable cat i-e the cat wont eat its food, it would prefer to lick its own fur and i can't do anything<br><br>it is extremely cute and only 5cm tall<br><br>biscuit is a 3 year old tuxedo short hair cat, and she is quite the terror, she is a very small but very dramatic cat, she is so much drama that i have to pull my hair to calm down<br><br>I'm sure this one is an alien, you never see this cat even when you call, but when she does come, she is like a shadow, she has a very low profile, just walking and no one would even notice<br><br>Also, this cat is so lazy, she never runs, even when you want to pet her, but when she decides to run, she becomes like flash, so fast that you can't even see her<br><br>This cat also loves to sleep, she can sleep for 24 hours straight, but the moment you start petting her, she's like "oh no no, dont touch me"<br><br>This cat is also very picky, she won't eat her food if it's not in the blue bowl, and if you don't stir her food, she won't eat it, what a diva<br><br>This cat also loves to knock things over, and when you get mad, she's like "who me", so innocent<br><br>This cat is also very silly, she's always playing with her tail, and when you try to play with her, she just runs away<br><br>Sometimes she also likes to play with her own paws, so adorable, like she's watching a movie<br><br>But the cutest thing about biscuit is her whiskers, they're so long and fluffy, and when she's happy, they get even longer, who needs a smile when you have whiskers<br><br>i could talk about biscuit forever, so you guys don't get bored, i'll see you tomorrow<br><br>[edit] i apologize for the long post, i'll make sure to make it short, but im glad you guys like the story and want me to continue, i'll see you guys tomorrow :)