Every time someone posts on /c/writingprompts, the mods have to circlejerk in the mod private messages, until the submitter or the mods get bored.

Banning people is one of our favorite pastimes, but has anybody concieved the idea of putting a post on the modqueue?<br>at midnight UTC.<br>Why do we need to circlejerk so much?<br>It's a mystery to humanity, and likely to be resolved by historians, not scientists.<br>But rest assured: this is the most time-efficient way to moderate a sub.<br>Go ahead and post something you've put your heart and soul into.<br>You see: when you post, you're almost certainly wasting your time.<br>The mods have to circlejerk, you see, for every post.<br>This takes a significant amount of time, and we're not going to allow you to waste your time on our precious circlejerk.<br>We'll take a look at your post once we're done jerking off.<br>Don't worry, we'll be right with you.<br>No, no, no, no, no.<br>Or we'll just delete it after 12 hours or so.<br>After all, that's a very long time, and we can't allow you to keep wasting your time.<br>Wait, what do you mean you spent 3 days getting that picture just right?<br>I'm sorry, you should have posted on a sub with more tolerance for horny moderators.<br>Merry Christmas, everybody, and happy new year.<br><br>[Edit: I mean technically we ranchhands can do this too]