The hero we need, not the one we deserve

You are the Dark Lord of Mordor, but you're determined to turn Middle-earth into a modern, equal-opportunities democracy. Unfortunately, no-one knows your true plan, and everyone thinks you're going for the whole 'tyrannical overlord' thing.<br><br>What now?<br><br>(TL,DR: Sauron is trying to secretly do good, but everyone keeps in the way. WHAT NOW)