Got my gf into anime

I know we all have been there when we realize our soulmate doesn't like anime. Then you feel like that you can't spend the rest of your life with them. So, I wrote them this and she got hooked. (Not real but it's still true for me) you: you don't like anime? gf: no, I don't like cartoons you: but anime is a lifestyle gf: I don't like cartoons you: I said anime is a lifestyle gf: it's just a fucking cartoon, it doesn't have anything to do with lifestyle you: damn it, you don't get it gf: no, you don't get it, I just said I don't like anime and you keep talking about anime you: because it's so good gf: you could be good too if you were paying attention to me you: that's it, you don't get it so watch anime: [drive link] gf: what is it? you: it's the anime that will make you understand me and love me gf: I don't need to watch anime to love you dumb*** but I'll watch it anyway you: that's it, now you'll understand me, us and what love truly means and no matter how long we'll be together the flame of love will still burn inside us gf: I told you I love you already but I'll watch it anyway because now I'm curious you: curiosity is the king of sins, now go and watch [1 hour later] gf: I've watched it, what did you want me to understand from it? you: do you get it now? do you understand us and our love? gf: to be honest, I don't get it you: what the hell, how can't you get it? it's so simple gf: what do you mean by "it's so simple"? what "it" are you talking about? you: our love gf: what does it have anything to do with this anime? you: everything, they are living the same life as us gf: who? you: the characters in the anime gf: I don't understand how you can compare yourself to a cartoon character you: because we are, I'm him and you're her gf: I'm not a cartoon you: shut up, you don't get it, do you go to school? gf: yes, of course, I do you: then why did you tell me you don't like anime? gf: I told you already, I don't like cartoons you: anime is not a fucking cartoon, it's a lifestyle and it's a big part of my life gf: for me, it's just a cartoon you: then go and watch another anime so you'll understand, this one is too hard for you, here's the link: [drive link] gf: you want me to watch a 2-cour anime? hell no you: do you know what you're saying? have you ever watched anime? gf: no, I haven't but from what I've seen it's just a cartoon and I don't like cartoons you: shut up, you don't get it, fine, I'll give you something easier: [drive link] gf: ok, this one only has 7 episodes so I'll watch it [2 hours later] gf: I've watched it you: so, do you get it now? gf: yeah, I get it now you: what do you mean "I get it now"? what do you get? gf: I get what you mean by "it's so simple" you: what? gf: that it's so simple to commit a mass murder you: yes, exactly gf: wtf, I can't kill anyone, not even you you: wtf, what the hell did I just hear? gf: shut up you: what? how? gf: I'm not gonna kill anyone, stop talking like that, you're scaring me you: what's happening, what's wrong with you gf: wtf, what's wrong with you? do you want me to kill you? you: no, hell no gf: good you: thank god, I was worried there for a second gf: this anime is messed up you: I told you it's not just a cartoon, it's a lifestyle gf: it's fucked up is what it is you: that's what I'm saying, it's a lifestyle gf: whatever, I don't like it, give me another one you: here: [drive link] gf: 48 episodes? okay, I'll watch it [2 days later] gf: I've watched the whole anime, it was so good you: see, I told you it's not just a cartoon gf: shut up, I know, it's a lifestyle you: exactly, now you get it gf: yes, now I get it, now I love you more than before you: it's all thanks to anime gf: I know, right? you: I'm so glad I got you into anime, you're the best gf ever gf: I'm glad too, you're so cute you: I'm glad too, do you want to watch more? gf: of course, give me 3 more you: here: [drive link], [drive link], [drive link] [2 weeks later] gf: I've watched it all you: so, tell me gf: I love you more than before you: I told you, anime can make you love more and better gf: I know, right? how did you think of this? you: years of experience gf: I can tell, I love you so much more now, let's have sex you: sure, let's do it [sex] you: I'm so glad I got you into anime, now I can love you even more gf: me too, I'm so glad you got me into anime, I love you you: I love you more than before gf: that's not possible you: I told you anime is a lifestyle gf: yes, I know, I'm living it you: exactly, it's so good, I want to live in a relationship with an anime girl, I wish I was living in an anime gf: shut up, I'm not an anime girl you: yes, you are, you're living the same life as us and you got into anime, that's all that matters gf: whatever, I'm still not an anime girl you: yes, you are, you're so cute gf: stop it, stop talking like that, I'm not an anime girl, stop calling me an anime girl you: stop it, you don't get it, now you're just embarrassing yourself gf: but I thought we shared a love for anime you: you thought wrong, now get out of my house gf: wtf, what did I do now? you: nothing, you're just embarrassing yourself gf: whatever, I'm going you: good, now I can find an anime gf gf: are you okay? did you hit your head somewhere or something? you're acting so strange you: I'm fine, I told you, anime is a lifestyle and I won't spend the rest of my life with someone who doesn't like anime and calling them an anime girl is just an insult to them, they're not even on the same level as an anime girl gf: okay, I'll just go you: good, now you're finally getting it [1 hour later] you: wow, I was really close to spending the rest of my life with someone who doesn't like anime, what a disaster that would've been, I'm so glorious I saved myself, I'll always love anime and I'll always be alone because there's no way someone like me who loves anime this much can find an anime gf in real life, I guess I'll just stay alone and keep watching anime forever alone, I don't even need to find an anime gf, I'm so happy alone with my anime, anime hyouka and kaguya-sama are everything I need, I'm so good, I don't even need to find an anime gf, I'll just keep watching anime forever alone with my 2 husbands, rezero and AOT. **Edit:** Make it a double post if you want but we all know that there are people irl who have the same mental disorder as me.

Got my gf into anime

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