CSO just asked me if I had a boyfriend

I was in the store for my usual 30 mins. I'm a habitual shoplifter. I didn't have a shopping list. I was just walking around and getting anything I could put in my bag ( I like to carry small bags because I can put them in my pockets). I'm in the deli, and I'm putting cheese, ham, and bacon in my bag. I looked up, and I saw her. She looked like a CSO. She was texting someone. I immediately grabbed a deli spoon, and I said "fuck it." I knew I was gonna be caught. I kept putting stuff in my bag, and I made eye contact with her. She looked familiar. I have been caught before, or maybe she was a store employee. I was mentally preparing myself for the situation. I walked out of the deli, and I saw the CSO again. She had moved to a different aisle. She was still texting. I walked over to her, and I said "hey." She looked at me, and she smiled. I smiled back. I was confused, but I was excited. I thought that maybe she wasn't a CSO. I walked past her, and I continued shopping. I had a feeling that I wasn't going to get caught. I was almost done. I put everything in my bag, and I walked towards the exit. I was almost there. I was a few steps away, and I heard her. She said "excuse me ma'am." I turned around, and she immediately showed me her badge. I knew I was fucked. She asked me if I had a boyfriend. I said "yes." I was surprised. She smiled. I smiled back. I thought that maybe she was going to let me go. She asked me if I had anything on me. I said "no." She asked me to open my jacket. I did. She saw my bag, and she asked me to take it off. I did. She looked inside the bag, and she asked me "are you serious?" I looked at her like "what?" and she said "are you serious?" I said "no." She smiled. She asked me to follow her to the office. I did. The whole time, I was thinking "what the hell is going on?" The CSO was not like any other CSO I have ever met. There was something about her. She was smiling and laughing. She asked me to sit down, and I did. She asked me to empty my pockets. I did. She asked me to take off my shoes. I did. She asked me if I had anything else on me, and I said "no." She asked me if I was lying, and I said "yes." She looked at me like "what?" and I said "yes." She asked me to stand up, and I did. She asked me to lift up my shirt. I did. She saw my bra, and she asked me to take it off. I did. She saw nothing. She asked me to put my shoes back on, and I did. She asked me to sit back down, and I did. She looked at me, and she asked me if I was going to do it again. I said "yes." She smiled, and she said "ok." I asked her "what's going on?" and she said "nothing." She asked me to stand up, and I did. She asked me to follow her, and I did. She took me to the entrance, and she asked me to stop. She looked at me, and she asked me if I was going to do it again. I said "yes." She smiled, and she said "ok." I asked her "what's going on?" and she said "nothing." She asked me to turn around, and I did. She took my arm, and she walked me out of the store. I was confused. I didn't know what was going on. I thought that maybe she was going to give me a warning, but she didn't. She just let me go. I walked out of the store, and I looked back. She was still there. She was smiling at me. I smiled back, and I walked away. I was confused. I didn't know what to think. I thought that maybe she was going to arrest me, but she didn't. She just let me go. I walked out of the store, and I looked back. She was still there. She was smiling at me. I smiled back, and I walked away. I was relieved. I was happy. I was excited. I didn't know what to think. I thought that maybe she was going to arrest me, but she didn't. She just let me go. I walked out of the store, and I looked back. She was still there. She was smiling at me. I smiled back, and I walked away.