I'm the groom. I'm house training my bride. Advice?

I'm a 25 year old man. I'm engaged to be married next April. I'm getting married to a drop dead housewife. It's my dream. My bride is beautiful, but she is still a man's property. I'm her owner and I am responsible for raising her. <br><br>She is literally a woman, not an animal. I'm not talking about literally training her like a puppy. I'm talking about "housebreaking" her, or "training" her. <br><br>I'm a 25 year old man. I'm firmly in the right, but I haven't married yet. She is my property and she is my entire world. I want her to do great and succeed. <br><br>What methods do you suggest to help her become a mature woman and an elegant housewife? <br><br><br>Edit: Well, I'm a little disappointed. I've never heard of "training" with cattle, dogs, horses, or other animals. It seems this language has never been used to train other animals. I hope you outnumbered the amount of training techniques you can give me.