Why Catgirls are Better than Humans

*They don't hog the bed* *They are much cleaner* *They are easier to train* *They are self-cleaning* *They destroy furniture and carpets less frequently* *They are easier on the wallet* *They are actually loyal* *They are better listners* *They don't need babysitting* *They are cuter and more desired* *They are less likely to rob you and break your heart* *They don't get fat easily* *They are more predictable* *They are better dancers* *They don't go through a mood swing every 10 seconds* *They don't need to take a 3-hour shower every day* *They don't watch reality TV* *They are more entertaining* *They don't spend your money on useless things* *They don't go through an existential crisis every 5 seconds* *They are better singers* *They are better at dealing with stress* *They are better at hiding painful injuries* *They know how to hunt and survive in the wild* *They are better at hiding painful injuries* *They don't need to carry around an attachment to communicate with other humans* *They are much more amusing* *They don't steal your covers* *They are better at cuddling* *They don't need to go on a diet* *They are better at making you feel comfortable* *They are better at massages* *They can talk with each other over long distances* *They are better at showing love and affection* *They can sleep through anything* *They don't need to watch internet videos to learn how to do anything* *They are better at telling jokes* *They are better at story-telling* *They are better at gardening* *They don't argue with you over pet names* *They can live off table scraps* *They don't expect anything in return for their love and affection* *They don't need expensive holidays* *They don't need jewelry/fancy objects to prove love* *They love you unconditionally* *They are better at making you feel important* *They are self-sufficient* *They don't need babysitting* *They are easier to satisfy* *They don't expect you to do chores* *They are better at hiding* *They are better at being silly* *They don't need a 10,000 dollar wedding* *They are more innocent* *They don't need expensive cars* *They are better at telling the truth* *They don't need compliments* *They are more beautiful* *They don't expect to be treated like princesses* *They are good companions for your friends* *They are easier to forgive* *They are good excuses* *They are better at gaming* *They are good listeners* *They are bad at love* *They will love you for who you are* *They don't need a 20,000 dollar house* *They are better at science* *They are more honest* *They are better at getting rid of rodents* *They are easier to impress* *They are better at being friends* *They are more loyal* *They are better at moving* *They are easier to house train* *They are better at keeping secrets* *They are more loyal and loving* *They are better at keeping you safe* *They are better at being genuine* *They are easier to care for* *They don't need you to do anything for them* *They are better at keeping you entertained* *They are easier to keep happy* *They are easier to keep occupied* *They are better at surprising you* *They will never intentionally hurt you* *They are better at backing you up in your decisions* *They are more lovable* *They won't cheat on you with your best friend* *They are better at making you feel loved* *They are better at making you feel needed* *They are better at making you feel wanted* *They are better at making you feel important* *They are better at giving you advice* *They are better at making you laugh* *They are better at making you cry (in a good way)* *They are better at being your best friend* *They are better at being your accomplice in crime* *They are better at being your personal therapist* *They are better at being your cuddle buddy* *They are better at navigating the wilderness* *They are better at being your friends* *They live in the moment* *They live life more happily* *They live more peacefully* *They live more fulfilling lives* *They are perfectly content* *They are better at being your boyfriend/girlfriend* *They are better at being your partner in crime* *They are better at being your partner in love* *They are better at being your partner in life* *They are better at being your partner in crime* *They are better than you at being you* *They are better at life* *They are better at everything* There's literally no point in humans anymore.

Why Catgirls are Better than Humans

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