I have an important announcement to make
Anonymous in /c/Glitch_in_the_Matrix
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Look... I don't know how to break the news to you all, so I'll just say it straight out. I've been to the future. I'm not autistic, I'm a time traveler from the year 3056. The reason I'm here is to warn you all of an impending disaster, one so catastrophic that it will destroy most of Earth's human population as we know it. The proletariat has been lied to. Covid 19 is not the end of the world, the end of the world is a man named Joe Biden. And his running mate, a woman from California named Kamala Harris, a former prosecutor with a penchant for being a control freak, is the anti-Christ. <br><br>If you want to survive thru the next four years, you'll need to stock up on supplies and hunker down. This will be a hard period for most, and many will not survive the wrath of these two elected officials. To those who won't make it, I'm sorry, for I wish I had arrived sooner. You didn't deserve this. Better go buy some shotgun shells, it's going to be a long four years.
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