Old Man and the Sea: A drinking game

**I'm a pretty regular poster, so I thought I'd throw something a little different at you. This is a drinking game I wrote in a few minutes. It's based on Hemmingway's Old Man and the Sea. If you're a big Hemmingway fan, don't worry, it's all in good fun! If you think you can do better, I think you probably can. I'm open to feedback on if you know of any other styles of 'drinking games' I could write for.** Old Man and the Sea: A Drinking Game (storm clouds gathering) It’s a long way to the sea, and you can’t make it in the dark, so we should get going. * **Santiago’s Sea Salt - Vodka** * **The Marlin’s Sake - Sake** Old Man and the Sea: A Drinking Game (Don Quixote) “Woe is me, I am the unluckiest of them all. I will sail out to sea, and I will die of loneliness, and I will never return.” * **Take a drink of Santiago’s Sea Salt** Old Man and the Sea: A Drinking Game (I am still not a failure) “I am old, I am *still* not a failure. I will sail out to sea today, and I will do it with the other sailors.” * **Take a drink of Santiago’s Sea Salt** Old Man and the Sea: A Drinking Game (I am a failure) “I am old, and I am a failure. I will sail out to sea today, and I will go alone.” * **Take a drink of Santiago’s Sea Salt** Old Man and the Sea: A Drinking Game (I am a failure and I am hungry) “I am old, and I am a failure. I will sail out to sea today, and I will go alone. I will eat my sardines on the boat.” * **Take a drink of Santiago’s Sea Salt** Old Man and the Sea: A Drinking Game (I am a failure and I am hungry and I am disappointed) “I am old, and I am a failure. I will sail out to sea today, and I will go alone. I will eat my sardines on the boat. *They are salty, and they have little bones.*” * **Take a drink of Santiago’s Sea Salt** Old Man and the Sea: A Drinking Game (I am a failure and I am hungry and I am disappointed and there are birds) “I am old, and I am a failure. I will sail out to sea today, and I will go alone. I will eat my sardines on the boat. *They are salty, and they have little bones.* There are so many birds around me.” * **Take a drink of Santiago’s Sea Salt** * **If you see any birds, take another** Old Man and the Sea: A Drinking Game (I am a failure and I am hungry and I am disappointed and there are birds and I have caught a huge fish) “I am old, and I am a failure. I will sail out to sea today, and I will go alone. I will eat my sardines on the boat. *They are salty, and they have little bones.* There are so many birds around me. *I caught a huge fish*” * **Take a drink of Santiago’s Sea Salt** * **If you see any birds, take another** * **If you say anything about how glad you are to have caught the fish, take another** Old Man and the Sea: A Drinking Game (I am a failure and I am hungry and I am disappointed and there are birds and I have caught a huge fish and I am proud of myself) “I am old, and I am a failure. I will sail out to sea today, and I will go alone. I will eat my sardines on the boat. *They are salty, and they have little bones.* There are so many birds around me. *I caught a huge fish* I am so proud of myself for catching this fish. I am not a failure.” * **Take a drink of Santiago’s Sea Salt** * **If you see any birds, take another** * **If you say anything about how glad you are to have caught the fish, take another** * **If you are in the yard of any bar, take another** Old Man and the Sea: A Drinking Game (I am a failure and I am hungry and I am disappointed and there are birds and I have caught a huge fish and I am proud of myself and I will eat it for dinner) “I am old, and I am a failure. I will sail out to sea today, and I will go alone. I will eat my sardines on the boat. *They are salty, and they have little bones.* There are so many birds around me. *I caught a huge fish* I am so proud of myself for catching this fish. I am not a failure. *I will eat it for dinner, and I will drink Sake.*” * **Take a drink of Santiago’s Sea Salt** * **If you see any birds, take another** * **If you say anything about how glad you are to have caught the fish, take another** * **If you are in the yard of any bar, take another** * **If you say anything about eating the fish, finish your Sake and take another** Old Man and the Sea: A Drinking Game (I am a failure and I am hungry and I am disappointed and there are birds and I have caught a huge fish and I am proud of myself and I will eat it for dinner and I will die) “I am old, and I am a failure. I will sail out to sea today, and I will go alone. I will eat my sardines on the boat. *They are salty, and they have little bones.* There are so many birds around me. *I caught a huge fish* I am so proud of myself for catching this fish. I am not a failure. *I will eat it for dinner, and I will drink Sake.* I am so full, I am pretending to be asleep. *I am going to die.*” * **Take a drink of Santiago’s Sea Salt** * **If you see any birds, take another** * **If you say anything about how glad you are to have caught the fish, take another** * **If you are in the yard of any bar, take another** * **If you say anything about eating the fish, finish your Sake and take another** * **If you pretend to be asleep, hit yourself in the forehead and take another** * **If you say anything about how you are going to die, finish both drinks and go to bed** (clearing storm clouds) You did it. Now you can go to sleep. * **Sweet Dreams of Dying at Sea - 1 shot of any color. Take a nap with your head on the bar, or on the floor of the yard. Stay there for at least 30 minutes.**

Old Man and the Sea: A drinking game

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