How to get your drug of choice through airport security

I recently had an 8 hour drive, and I wanted to get high before I left, so I took a gram of xanax (4 250mg white footballs) 30 minutes before the trip. I got in my car, hopped on the highway, and 15 minutes up the road I realized I could stop at a midway airport that was another 2 hours from where I was. I figured I might as well stop at this airport, get my drugs, and then continue driving. I parked up, walked through security, and made it to the gate without any problems. <br><br>This was my first time doing something like this, and in the spirit of andventure, I thought I would do some experimenting. The following is what I learned:<br><br>Things that you can bring in your carry on luggage (just like regular luggage):<br><br>Mushrooms: 1-2 oz seems to be fine. Shrooms immediately bypass security screening. They look nothing like drugs in an x-ray. If you are doing a 1/4lb or more, put it in your checked luggage or drive if you live within a couple of hours. <br><br>Xanax: I brought 8-10 xanax through security, and nobody gave a fuck. I couldnt see it at all on the x-ray, and I walked right through the metal detector with it. <br><br>Dank buds: I had two grams of dank buds on me, and it also did not show through the security screening. I had two grams rolled up into a joint. Nobody noticed it, but I dont think they would have cared had they noticed it. <br><br>Put these three substances in your carry on. <br><br>Things that you can put in your checked luggage:<br><br>Anything that looks metal, or hard. I put a waterbottle full of liquid LSD (bottles are designed to withstand internal pressure and I couldnt see it in the water, so they couldnt tell that it was LSD), 1/4lb buds, around a gram of dank shatter, a few grams of stolen pills from work, an eighth of mescaline, 50 diazepam, an eighth of 3-4-MEC, and a half oz of 3-MMC. I dont think anyone goes through your checked luggage. I dont think they even weigh them. I had a huge bag to put all my shit in, and they never even asked me to open it. <br><br>Things you should never bring to the airport: <br><br>Meth, heroin, or cocaine. Of the three, you might be able to bring a small amount of meth, but it will be incredibly stressful and could get you arrested. Narcotics, and stimulants are an issue. PA Morphine, Narcan, and Adderall are all going to be noticeable in your carry on, and it can be too much of a risk. If you dont need your fix of heroin or cocaine before you get on the plane, save yourself the trouble and bring it in your checked luggage. If you have meth, dont take it anywhere near the airport. Drive or find another way to get to your destination. <br><br>I feel like this may have been helpful for someone.