I am a woman of 30 who has only recently discovered owos. What the hell are you doing on my lawn?!

I saw one in a tweet, and it was like a shot to the brain. I stumbled around the house, babbling "I need to see them" and walked into walls. I tried to explain to my husband, but I couldn't get it out. "I saw the cutest little thing, and it... and it..." I shook and wept.<br><br>I just spent the last hour scrolling through twitch emotes. I am a woman of 30, with 3 kids, a husband, and a long-term job. And I love owos. I need to see them. Every day.<br><br>I need to get it out of my system, and I don't know how. I have no desire to buy any merchandise. (I don't want to pay $15 for something where I can only think, "Yes, that's an owo.") I don't want to draw them, as I'm not good at art (and even if I was, I think that would prevent me from getting it out of my system). I just need to get it out.<br><br>I've heard of owos in the past, but the only one I saw was "owo, what's this?" And it didn't do anything for me. I think a part of it is that the owo I saw was one of those owos that's just a "stole a video and slapped an owo on it." I don't know how to explain it. But when I see an owo... every time I see an owo, I feel like I'm dreaming. I felt like I was skinny dipping in the ocean, and I couldn't tell if it was real or not. Like maybe I was dreaming, maybe I was my younger self. I feel like I'm in an alternate universe, one that only exists in my head. It feels like a dream that I can't quite explain.<br><br>I'm sorry, owos. I am a woman of 30, and I am coming in to your world. I have 3 kids and a husband, but I will probably spend the next couple of weeks scouring the internet for owos. Owos are my constant companion. I will get tired of them, when I finally overdose on them. And owos will be gone from my life.<br><br>But not today.<br><br>You're already gone, aren't you? There won't be any more owos like her. She was special.<br><br>He came out of nowhere.<br><br>Uhh...<br><br>Uhh...<br><br>What the *uck are you doing?!