What is the oddest reason you've been judged?

Mine is...because I had to take a shit mid grocery shopping. I work in healthcare and was on a group text while on my lunch and apparently nobody else felt the urge to shit in the middle of the grocery store, so I had to politely excuse myself. I said “excuse me it looks like I have to take a shit.” I was getting funny looks when I had to get up and leave, but I was laughing too hard. I came back to the conversation as they were asking me about the food and I said i’m currently taking a shit. I got a few lols, but one girl in her 30s said that’s unprofessional. I tried to explain to her that I was laughing and didn’t think it was a big deal. I was wrong. “I can’t get over people just talking about poop. It’s weird and gross” Um, excuse me, but you’re a mom and a nurse, surely you’ve seen your fair share of poop. What do you do when your kid shits themselves in the store? What do you think about when you see patients with feces on their skin and clothing? Do you not ever have to shit yourself? Why is it so unprofessional to say that I have to go take a shit? I guess I’m just being judged for speaking too candidly, but what’s the most absurd reason you’ve been judged for?