Tweaker city needs your help weerds

I'm 11 months sober and stuck in a permanent relapse apparatus and need you guys help to stay the fuck away from the crack and meth.<br><br>I had about the easiest shit ever to get sober and usually relapse for reasons I'm ashamed of and don't really need to go into here.<br><br>I have 5 weerds in the last 3 days and I'm getting desperate. So you guys are my last hope.<br><br>I'm going to set appropriatw rewards and penalties for the next 30 days.<br><br>Oreos, ramen, provolone, and cigarettes are on the reward list.<br><br>I'm going to stay sober for 30 days for y'all and if I relapse I'm going to take a 3 day pee test and if it's positive I'm going to buy a tub of wasabi and eat it for one hour of the 3 day period, if I have to do that I'll post video evidence, including the negative pee test first, and then the wasabi post relapse.<br><br>Just about the only thing I hate more than being on speed is wasabi and getting a mouthful of it.<br><br>Hit me with rewards for each milestone and I'll do my best to get to it and try and stay sober.<br><br>Thanks guys.<br><br>Edit: I should mention that I have no intentions of doing crack and meth, I'm only craving them right now.<br><br>Edit again: For those who are telling me to go to rehab, you're not wrong. If I end up getting a court ordered treatment or my family puts me in inpatient I'll do it happily, but otherwise I'm broke a much too proud to go on my own. And as for those who are questioning my validity, I've been on this account for 5 years and and I've posted picutres of my attempted suicides and overdoses and my addicts housemates in the past, have a chat with me and maybe you can tell if you're talking to an addict or not.<br><br>I'm very grateful for all the support and rewards and I'm going to keep my report up to date so you guys and gals know what's going on between now and day 30.<br><br>Edit again: I don't really have any way of proving this, but for those of you saying that my wanted list is too expensive to be purchased by you guys, my family has a bunch of shitty chain stores and they're happy to give me gift cards for my birthday as long as I stay sober and get some help.<br><br>I've never been much of a gambler but the threat of the wasabi has been enough motivation to not touch the crack pipe in a week and a half so I'm hoping it will be enough to get me to 30 days, but my family also has a lot of confidence in me which is probably the biggest motivator.<br><br>Thanks guys, Big ups to whoever got me the cheese its and Capri suns last night.