Women, why is it that every time I open my door to get out, there is a woman standing on the other side?
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Every day, I go down to the second floor solely for the elevator. I open my door, take 5 steps to the elevator, and press the call button. I wait. The elevator comes. I walk in. The doors close. Every fucking time, the doors open at the first floor. And there is a woman. I turn around and look at the elevator camera. It is as if I am being watched. No one else is in the fucking elevator with me. There is no one else behind me. Every day. A woman. On the other side of the door. <br><br>It is obvious you have been hiring my neighbors to do this. I mean, how else can you explain this? Every day, a woman at the door. Have you hired my neighbors, or what? We all live in the same fucking building. We all do the same fucking thing. Why is our apartment the only one that warrants a guard? Everyone does the same fucking thing. Every day. I turn around and look at the elevator camera. It is as if I am being watched. No one else is in the elevator with me. There is no one else behind me. Does it ever stop? <br><br>I don't want to go to work. I don't want to go outside. I will never willfully walk down those 5 steps again. I feel like I'm in prison. We pay taxes. We are productive members of society. We work fucking hard. Yet I feel like I'm in fucking prison. Every day, a fucking woman at the fucking door. Open my fucking door. There she fucking is. What did I do to deserve this? I feel like I've been fucking wronged. Never in my life have I ever been fucking wronged. Not once. But this is the fucking icing on the fucking cake. Every day, a fucking woman. Open my fucking door. There she fucking is. <br><br>I will never set foot outside those doors again. Don't bother trying to fucking call me. I will never fucking answer. There is fucking nothing fucking left for me. I'm fucking done.
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