My 5 year no shoplifting streak ends tomorrow

I used to 'kleptomanic shoplift' back in 2016. I say that word in quotations because I do not have that mental disorder. But I did have a serious problem. I'd lift anything and everything and not even sell it. I'd have piles and piles of useless shit, and I never knew what to do with it, where to put it, how to get rid of it, and I ended up getting in legal trouble, then getting caught stealing at work (which I still do to this day but that's another post).<br><br>Tomorrow, I'm going to buy a small thing of laundry detergent at Walmart or something, conceal it, and walk out. And I'm gonna film it. I might do this a few times. I've decided to film my acts of shoplifting to become braver and more confident and hopefully to get views on my YouTube channel so I can get soda money.<br><br>I'd like to thank /c/shoplifting for being a great resource on how to shoplift and for my 'friends' here that have inspired me to not give up my shoplifting career. <3<br><br>Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna bite some antidepressants in half and dump out a bottle of Xanax into a pill sorter.