Don't forget to tip your prostitutes

Poor Amelia Hughs took a $200k job at TheGunSeller.org to answer emails after she graduated school and immediately realized that her hours are 9-5 and the pay sucks. <br><br>She spends every hour of every day thinking about how she wishes she had more money, so she could afford a house and a car, and is now trying (unsuccessfully) to unionize her fellow corporate wage slaves.<br><br>Amelia, it's simple, take a $2k course, and then you can ride around in a nice new car, make decent money, and get tipped $200 here and there, plus extra side non-reimbursed expenses for things like birth control. You already know how to suck a dick, you should be set for life.