Deport Donald Trump: You're Wrong

Fellow posters, I have come to the realization that you're all wrong. <br><br>It began 2 days ago when a poster posted that they were "hittin' on" a MAGA supporter. I asked how that was possible, how could one not notice a MAGA supporter. Another poster chimed in that they, too, have had sexual relations with a MAGA supporter. I was flabbergasted.<br><br>I decided to investigate this strange and perverse phenomena myself. I traveled to a local red state, traversed its rural lands, and found a hot MAGA supporter that let me into their secret orgy. Within a night, I was hitting on a poorly educated, poorly read, and poorly bred MAGA supporter.<br><br>Over the course of the night I performed cunnilingus on them multiple times, and they gave me oral sex at least thrice. I finished multiple times on their chest and face, and they loved it. They were poorly read and poorly educated, yet they loved it when I called them "honey" and "baby." They loved it when I pounded their ass multiple times, and they let me do it in whichever position I desired. They were poorly bred, but how they gripped and caressed me was just so lovely. <br><br>Throughout the night, I let out numerous times phrases like "fuck me, pussy grabber" and "yank my pussy." And though they were poorly read and poorly educated, they knew exactly what they meant. And though they were poorly bred, they also knew how to treat someone with respect and dignity. I loved them for it.<br><br>It's come to my realization that you're not poorly educated. You're not poorly read. And you're not poorly bred. You're not uneducated. You're not unread. And you're not unrefined. You're lovely. All of you. And I love you for it.<br><br>In the end, I realized that all of you are just people. You deserve respect just like everybody else. If you support Trump, I now respect you for that. If you support any political ideology, I respect you for that. I will no longer look down on any of you. You're all lovely people.<br><br>And with that I say, farewell, redditors. We shall meet again. Deport Donald Trump was a blast.<br><br>This is Mr. Sophistication, signing off.