The world is dying now that the frontman of Greta Van Fleet is dead
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You are Edward Van Halen. You wake up in the hospital. You realize now that you are 65 years old and you fronted Van Halen for the last 45 years. You also now realize that you are dead and have been for years. A nurse is standing in front of you, "Well I'll be, I never expected this. You were our last hope and now it's official. We are running out of time Edward. I'm afraid Josh Kiszka is dead. The world depends on you now. We need you to perform these four songs. For the future of the world we need you to perform these four songs."<br><br>*Sad But True<br>*Hallowed Be Thy Name<br>*Bulls on Parade<br>*Chop Suey<br><br><br>You look at the nurse and say, "You've got to be kidding me, which one of my nephews came up with this?"<br><br>Let's pretend that my two nephews are the nurse and doctor. And I am kind of a dick to them for throwing me into hard songs that require a lot of effort.
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