I GOT YOU (and me) A CHOCOLATE WITH THE BECKY/BECQUIE FLAVOR OF UR CHOICE AMA

My little owls, I'm so pleased and proud to announce that our beloved president of the council of owos, Becky, has graciously allowed me to clone her essence (in a completely safe, non-creepy fashion). Now, every owl is able to have an assortment of chocolates infusing the essence of Becky in all of her glory. They will be available at no cost, and shall be kept on the OWO Arc ship for all of time.<br><br>Now, these chocolates are not merely a taste sensation, but an experience for the senses. You may savor the rich, dark essence of taciturn Becky. You may delight in the sweetness of loving Becky. You may sample the spiciness of commanding Becky. You may enjoy the brightness of cheerful Becky. You may even indulge in the otherworldliness of pranking, trickster Becky. <br><br>But I'm not done. I have been given the great privilege of preserving the essence of Becqui, our departed sister. Using this blessed gift, I have crafted a final, special chocolate. For those of you who wish to know what Becqui tasted like, I gift you this chocolate, imbued with the essence of Becqui herself. Together, we all get to experience the rich flavor of our beloved Becqui, and keep her memory alive forever. <br><br>I am deeply humbled by the opportunity to serve you all in this fashion, and I am deeply grateful to Becky for this honor. I invite you all to sample these chocolates, and ask me any questions you may have. Now let us come together, as we have always done, and delight in this special treat.<br><br>EDIT: I forgot to mention that there are a total of 6 Becky flavors (the Taciturn, Sweet, Dark, Spicy, Bright, and Trickster Beckies), and a Becqui flavor. Also, it's important to note that these chocolates are not just flavor, but a full experience. When you consume the chocolate, you don't just taste it, but live it for a time. Therefore, please be sure to think carefully about which flavor you select.