What if nobody cared about curly hair?

“Really.” he said, “What’s your hair like?” “It’s curly”. “Oh, that’s cool I guess. Do you like it?” “I like it”. “Cool.” “Hate straight hair”. “I wish I could burn every straight head in the entire world”. “Aight.” “I’m gonna go to the barber shop now and convince them that every time someone asks for straight hair, they just spit on it instead and give it to them.” “I’m gonna go work out my biceps”. “Why?” “So I can lift up all the straight people so I can spit on their hair. That way, all the hair in the world will be curly and I’ll never have to hate again”. “I’m gonna go to the beauty supply store and clear out all the straightening products and burn them”. “You do you I guess”. “I’m gonna go burn all of the pictures of straight-haired people. I’m gonna go burn the hair on the heads of every straight-haired person. I’m gonna go burn every straight hair out of existence!” “I’m gonna take a nap”.