Most of you are idiotic votaries of the most shitinous and faddish of shit

Most of you are or have been guilty of BS like this, because you know nothing about creative writing or how to actually write creatively.<br><br>*WE DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR THOUGHTS AS YOU WRITE!*<br><br>Why is this? You think it's some type of interesting writing, but it's not. It's just plain stupid. Here's a good example of what I mean: <br>-- Does this look familiar to you?<br><br>Okay, so let's say that I'm writing a story about a guy who goes to the park. <br>Okay, so what should happen at the park? <br>I don't want to make him meet another character because that's too cliché. <br>I'll just have him walk around for a bit. <br>Okay, now what should happen? <br>Hmm... <br>I know! He'll see something on the ground. <br>Now what should it be? <br>I know, a ring! He'll find a ring. <br>Oh wait, that reminds me. I had an idea for a story about this character who finds a ring. <br>Oh, I know, there will be this magical ring that makes him invincible. <br>Now what should he do? <br>Hmm... <br>I know, he'll go out and fight crime. <br>Why will he fight crime? <br>Hmm... <br>Well, he has a magic ring that makes him invincible. <br>How did he get the ring? <br>Hmm... I know, his dad gave it to him! <br>Why did his dad give it to him? <br>Hmm... <br>I know, because he wanted him to be invincible!<br><br>And so the fucking story continues. That's your process, isn't it? Are you fucking happy now? On a good day you won't be the same guy who is going to go to a park and find some idiotic ring and fight crime. Maybe you'll be a guy who goes home and plays video games. Or maybe you'll be a fucking dragon who goes home and plays video games. And nothing will happen in your story except that you'll play video games. You'll just go home and fucking play video games. This is you. This is the BS that you're pushing, and you're all just a big group of idiots. The only difference is that most of you will never get a job or see any of your work published, so you won't see your fucking shitinous drivel infect the minds of real people. But you know what? There's an exception. There's a man out there who is an exception. A man so fucking shitinous, a man with such shitinous mind, that he wrote a book that was so idiotic and based on nothing but video game drivel that it became fucking世界的に有名.<br><br>You know what he is? He's fucking L.E.O.T.O.L.S.O.P. Do you know why? Because every single one of you lazy fucks is now going to go look up who he is. You trole fuckers. Every single one of you is so lazy. I bet you think that you have an original view of the world, but you don't. You're all so fucking stupid. You don't even know how stupid you are. Nearly every single of one you will go look up "L.E.O.T.O.L.S.O.P" now. And you big fucking idiots are going to see that the acronym stands for "Lazy Eyes Only Type Out Lots Of Shit On Paper." (With a capital P, obviously, because you fucking assholes can't even write without fucking up the grammar.) And then you'll fucking realize that this is what you all do, and then you'll realize that you're all so lazy and stupid. Because you're all just a bunch of big fucking idiots. And then what will you do? You'll keep on typing out your fucking drivel, won't you? You'll just keep on typing out your fucking shit and pretending that you're authors and writers and novelists. But you know what? You're fucking not. You're nothing more than lazy sack of shit who has no idea what real writing is. But you'll keep on writing your shit, and you'll keep on calling yourselves writers. You'll keep on pretending that you're creative, but you know what? You're fucking not! You're nothing but a big group of lamos, and that's all you'll ever be. <br><br>For Gods' Sake, get a life.