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What was the best thing you ever gotta say that was just came to you all of a sudden and you just went for it since it would be no big deal if it was bad anyways

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-2 drinks lunch at a bar i frequent. I go there for lunch often(got a 1 hr 15 min lunch break so it's a long lunch).<br><br> The female bartender is always letting me have the 2nd drink free, on the house since she gives me a full drink, not some weak ass drink. She has a crush on me which is cool.<br><br>I usually have a beer and a shot of Irish cream since I go right back to work. Drinks are weak enough and i'm not buzzed at all, plus the Irish cream is yummy.<br><br>I order my usual and she gives me my beer and my shot. I shoot the shot, and out of no where I hear a loud clink. It was one of those moments you hear a pin drop and just stare at it as you're like "WTF???<br><br>It was the shot glass that I had shot(bare in mind she had given me a full shot, 1.5 oz) and it had bounced off my head and landed on the bar. She was standing right in front of me.<br><br>She opens the register, and grabs a quarter from the register and says "bet you 25 cents you can't do that again" (she's very fun and a jokester). She gave me another full shot. <br><br> I shoot, try to drop it and *clink* again it hits off my head and landed on the bar! She goes crazy, screams "I barely know you but will you marry me?". <br><br>Just went straight to her and french kissed her. Went to the bathroom, then came back and said "I think we need to slow things down" to keep her on her toes a little. She was like "ok good we don't need to rush anything" and then gave me the shot menu. She says "pick a shot and i'll do it too". I chose the one closest to the top. <br><br> She said "if I do this, you have to promise not to tell any other bartenders about it" and dropped the shot and it bounced off her nose! <br><br>It was so funny I fell to the ground laughing. <br><br>I asked her if she had ever done that before. She said "no, but I've always wanted to".<br><br><br>I left and didn't tell anyone. Then a few days later when I went back she had a few people around and she was like "I love this guy, he does [shot name] tricks" and I was like "uhh, nope" super serious face and she laughed since she thought I was mad but really I just liked that she remembered me that way. It was like an inside joke even though it was in front of a few people.

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