Eiichiro Oda is NOT a master of storytelling

If you disagree that's your opinion and that's fine, but if you wanna see mine here it is. Also this is not my blog but I'm posting it here anyway.<br><br>> One Piece is crappy. I hate it. It is one of the few animes I do not like. The whole premise is that there is a treasure and the one who finds it will be the next pirate king. Get real. The story does not make any kind of sense. It is terrible. The characters are terrible. (Zoro’s only purpose is that he is short tempered and dances around and runs around like an idiot. Sanji’s only purpose is to hit on every woman the first second he meets her, and he is also an idiot. Chopper is just a cute reindeer that makes you go awwww. Usopp is the typical liar who no one believes. Nami is the only female member of the crew? Naja, she is the navigator, there is no need for her. There is no need for anyone to navigate anything there is a compass that tells you exactly where you need to go. The story is terrible. From the start it was “Let’s follow my friends! I’m gonna be the pirate king!”. Then he gets a ship. Then he figures out about the Will of D. Then he figures out about Whitebeard? Then Ace’s past comes into play, then sabo, then dragon. There is so many things from the past that is there to explain Luffy’s backstory, and yet it is so terrible. Luffy is a good character, but he is surrounded by so much terrible characters. The antagonist. The typical “Hey look at me I’m gonna destroy the world and I’m gonna end up destroying myself because I am so goddamn stupid!”. It is the same thing as Naruto. Terrible characters and a terrible antagonist. Shanks is a bad character as well. “I’m a pirate who is so powerful that no one can beat me and I’m gonna decide to join the marines? O’ REALLY? WHAT THE HELL?”. The marine admirals are another terrible thing. There is two on the side of the marines and four that aren’t, I guess you can count Trafalgar Law and Eustass Kidd as marines, maybe even Shanks, but nope. Akainu, Aokiji, and Kizaru are the only ones on the side of the marines. In reality, the reason Trafalgar Law and Eustass Kidd joined the marines was so they could kill Doflamingo. Boa Hancock is another terrible character. Her ONLY purpose in the entire story was to show her ass and tits to every man she met in the story. I know there is more to her background, but no one cares about that. Everyone cares about that she is hot. Her sisters as well. Everyone cares that they are hot, and not their background. The Gura Gura no Mi is another terrible power that has no thought into it what so ever. “Hey, you can create and control gravity. That would be awesome?”. No. It is one of the stupidest things about One Piece. The Strawhats have no purpose other than to help Luffy be the pirate king. Each one has joined for their own reasons, but they are not important to the story. Because I know there is going to be comments saying that each Strawhat has their own story, but it is crappy. The story of One Piece is crappy. Franky’s backstory isn’t important. Brook’s backstory is a joke. Nami’s backstory is stupid. Usopp’s backstory is stupid. Sanji’s backstory is stupid. Chopper and Zoro don’t have one. I get that they are already out of their backstory because of their age. But it would be nice to know why Zoro joined the Strawhats. He was a jerk who wanted to be the strongest swordsman. Then the last we saw of him before he joined, he was a jerk who wanted to be the strongest swordsman. Then we never saw his backstory. Same with Chopper. He is a reindeer who can talk, and that’s it. Then he joins the Strawhats, and that’s it. We never saw his backstory. We don’t know why he joined the Strawhats. It would be nice to know why he joined, besides that Luffy is his friend. The only one who’s backstory is good is Nico Robin’s. It was good, because she had an actual reason to join the Strawhats. She was a member of Baroque Works, and she was an enemy of the Strawhats. But they changed her to a good girl, and then she joined. It was good, because she had an actual reason to join. The Strawhats were also the only people to accept her. But, it was still crappy. The best character in One Piece is Franky’s final form, Franky Shogun. It is the only thing I like about One Piece. One Piece is crappy, and it needs to be stopped. Eiichiro Oda is also a bitch, who only dates hot chicks. He is married, and yet he cheated on his wife twice because he was “powerless to resist them”. He had to cheat on his wife because “Why not, I’m fucking rich”. He also forced his wife to get a boob job, because “Eiichiro Oda is a pervert”. He is really a bitch. One Piece is crappy. It needs to be stopped. Also, those of you who ALWAYS have to point out my spelling mistakes are also bitches. No one cares about your shitty little English. This is Chambers, we all make spelling mistakes. So can all you fuckers get off my dick? This is Chambers, not school. If you wanna point out my spelling mistakes, then I assume you have no life and you need to get one.