I've got $30 and no groceries, what the fuck do I make?

Can't leave the house for the rest of the week, gotta make do with what I have, I'm sick to death of rice, I'm almost out of coffee, and my only remaining prospects for the week are ramen noodles. I'm a vegetarian who can't stand mushrooms or bell peppers and I am a coffee addict. I'm the only one I have to cook for, but I seriously doubt that the $40 remaining on my card will be enough. I'll get paid in a week, but until then, I'm on starvation rations. Help please.<br><br>[tl;dr] I have no groceries and no way to buy more. What can I make?<br><br>[Edit] I forgot to list the ingredients I still have, which is an incredibly stupid and selfish mistake, so I'm just gonna list what's still in my fridge:<br><br>.beans<br>.toilet paper<br> ramen<br>.shredded cheese<br>. 1/4 cup of left over pasta sauce<br>. 3/5 cup of shredded mozzarella<br>. 2 cups of "meat" balls<br>. coffee grounds<br>. pinto beans<br>. black beans<br>. instant oats<br>. 2 cups of coffee, give or take<br>. half of a 24 pack of soda<br>. an empty jar of marinara sauce<br>. salt<br>. sugar<br>. oats<br>. olive oil<br>. salted butter<br><br>[TL;DR] beans and ramen and coffee, with a side of salted butter.